I know we usually do one a week, but sure why not have another one?
I was going to hang onto this until next week, but when I saw it I just had to share it, I mean even if the name does sound like Mario giving a science lesson to Luigi, it’s still the shiz.
“The Lamborghini Sesto Elemento shows how the future of the super sports car can look – extreme lightweight engineering, combined with extreme performance results in extreme driving fun. We put all of our technological competence into one stunning form to create the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento,” comments Stephan Winkelmann, President and CEO of Automobili Lamborghini. “It is our abilities in carbon-fiber technology that have facilitated such a forward-thinking concept, and we of course also benefit from the undisputed lightweight expertise of Audi AG. Systematic lightweight engineering is crucial for future super sports cars: for the most dynamic performance, as well as for low emissions. We will apply this technological advantage right across our model range. Every future Lamborghini will be touched by the spirit of the Sesto Elemento.”
Yeah well, they would say that.
I was going to hang onto this until next week, but when I saw it I just had to share it, I mean even if the name does sound like Mario giving a science lesson to Luigi, it’s still the shiz.
“The Lamborghini Sesto Elemento shows how the future of the super sports car can look – extreme lightweight engineering, combined with extreme performance results in extreme driving fun. We put all of our technological competence into one stunning form to create the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento,” comments Stephan Winkelmann, President and CEO of Automobili Lamborghini. “It is our abilities in carbon-fiber technology that have facilitated such a forward-thinking concept, and we of course also benefit from the undisputed lightweight expertise of Audi AG. Systematic lightweight engineering is crucial for future super sports cars: for the most dynamic performance, as well as for low emissions. We will apply this technological advantage right across our model range. Every future Lamborghini will be touched by the spirit of the Sesto Elemento.”
Yeah well, they would say that.
Sure
it’s only got a price tag of nearly €2.1m, and sure it only puts it
above the price tag for a Bugatti Veyron, which means that it only makes
it the most expensive car in the world right now.
It’ll do 0-60mph in under 2.5 seconds and it’ll get up to 200mph.
It looks like the Batmobile wanked onto a designer’s table at Lambo headquarters.
It’ll
be a very very expensive ornament as it’s in no way road legal. Why?
Because it’s so much of an animal it’ll rip your fucking nuts off if
you try and take it out for a spin to pick up a pint of milk, that’s
why.
Not only that, but there’s only 20
of them and they’ve already been bought by men with more money than you,
and all of us combined who sleep with women we can only dream of and
who will do stuff that we can’t dream of, but we’ve probably got bigger
cocks than them anyway.
So there.
I’d take a big cock over a car anyday.
Imagine trying to fit a car up your arse.
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